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You might be a Tammi Burlison If….

1. You woke up this morning and were pleased to find you could honestly say “I woke up with a Metallica on me”.

2.You had a great day at work yesterday until 5:00 P.M. and have felt like a worthless employee ever since.

3. You spent the morning working out a solution with your dear friend Katie to the work problem.

4. You loved Florida but you are thrilled to be back home and away from the family.

5. Your son understands that there is no talking in the car during “Mandatory Metallica”.

6. You consider yourself extremely blessed to have the family and friends that you have.

7. You’re only real complaint at the moment is that someone should get over his girlfriend already and remarry you.

8. You enjoy considerably the crap your coworkers give you for your quirks which are many.

9. Your plan to take over the world has been temporarily stalled due to work and family responsibilites.

10. You’re developing a plan to get it back on track for a 2009 take-over.

11. You want to lose 15 pounds.

12. You can’t find time to exercise and refuse to give up Starbucks and other such fattening goodnesses.

13. You live paycheck-to-paycheck even though you know it’s not in anyone’s best interest to do so.

14. You shop to curb depression instead of eating or binge drinking.

15. You’ve seriously considered a change of location but decided against it because you absolutely love living this close to your family.

I’m taking a page from Katie and letting you get to know what it’s like to live in my head. So, You Might Be A Tammi Burlison If…

• You LOVE Metallica
• You have an affinity for naming your pets after Metallica band members (may Larsy rest in peace)
• You enjoy a day on the deck with a good book almost as much as human interaction, and quite often, more
• You have chosen never to reproduce again unless James Hetfield asks you to have his baby
• You will choose stopping for an iced coffee from McDonalds on the way to work over stopping for gas when you’re on empty because either way, you still need coffee.
• You love almost everyone you work with but some days would just prefer if you could go through a whole work day without having to talk to anyone
• You play the Jeep, motorcycle, airplane game everytime you go for a road trip with your family
• You are willing to spend $5 for coffee because Starbucks deserves it if they can produce something THAT yummy
• You have a double oven that people giggle about because they know you don’t even use one of them
• You are a grandma because all you do is read and knit
• Did I mention that you want to marry James Hetfield??
• You have been waiting all summer for football season to commence and it seems to have brought your kind of weather with it
• Your dad was so right when he said that their house was one of the few places you can go to heal
• You really wish you could be a writer for a living but you’re also completely content where you are
• You paint your nails almost daily because chips in polish are no no’s

Thank you and goodnight!!