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1. I get tons more work done than others

2. My house gets cleaned of dog hair

3. It has provided me with a reason to sit and read somewhere other than home

4. People know how much I love it and therefore give me gift cards

5. It smells wonderful, I don’t care what you say

6. It’s the best part of waking up

7. Nothing goes better with a cigarette

8. There’s a kind called Velvet Hammer and it more than lives up to its name

9. The Todd knows what I’m talking about

10. There’s even a rare kind that comes out of a monkey’s butt (no, I’ve never tried it and never will but it exists!!)